A cheerful heart is a good medicine; but a broken spirit dries up the bones. (Proverbs 17:22)
Laughter is healing to the body.It lowers adrenalin, the stress hormone, by 70-80%.It lowers cortisol, a cell killer, by 40%.It raises endorphins, the feel good hormone.It raises growth hormones by 80%.It raises interferon.It helps to eliminate depression, bitterness, and hatred.
Have A Laugh On Us
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
A little boy who was tired of going to Sunday school each Sunday asked his father, "Did you go to Sunday school every week when you were little?" "I sure did, son," his father replied. "I'll bet it won't do me any good, either," the boy said.
A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"
A preacher once preached about the dangers of drinking beer and he showed the congregation a clear glass with a piece of liver inside and poured beer inside and let them watch what would happen to your liver if you drank. There was a little drunk in the very last bench that stood up and said, "Oh my, I'll never eat liver again.”
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." --Henny Youngman
"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." ---Clement Freud
If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I'm for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise!"---A Congressman's response about his attitude toward whiskey.
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
“Do you believe in life after death?”, the boss asked one of his employees.“Yes, sir,” replied the employee gleefully.“Well, then, that make everything just fine,” the boss went on; after you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother’s funeral, she stopped in to see you!”.
Here's To Your Health--Live Long And Prosper! Embellir Corporation 2577 Broad Avenue (Historic Arts District) Memphis TN 38112-2615 901.452.1950
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